Who Left The Door Open?
The original razor couldn’t stand the test of time. So, someone has found him a brand new up-to-date razor. Gotta keep yourself chiseled to impress the tourists. The sculpture must be saying, “oh darling, just don’t forget to close the door on your way in.” Yet someone left it open and snapped him in a private moment. Now we all know how he always looks so dapper and on point. Time is not taking any toll on him.
Time Changes, Problems Don’t!
These lads came well prepared. It seems that no matter the time, the problems remain the same through the ages. Men have always been so over-dramatic. Now we know that it’s ancestral. The hysterical recreation of the whole scene has us floored with laughing fits. These folks have got a great sense of humour!
Want A Sip?!
The man couldn’t help but see how thirsty the statue is. He offered him a drink, and we guarantee the sculpture loved it. Loving life, rolling in wine! They found a drinking buddy in each other and will devour the whole glass in a single sip. But wait, what if he becomes addicted to it. The guy must come here every day and have an evening drink with him. Otherwise, he’s going to die of sadness and haunt him in his dreams.
